Chuck Norris

Even Chuck Norris wasn’t able to stop baldness and uses a wig. That’s surprising considering he can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted. He can also hear sign language, count to infinity twice, beat the sun in a staring contest and build a snowman out of rain. He refers to himself in the 4th person, his computer has no “backspace” button, since he doesn’t make mistakes, he even tells Simon what to do and can speak braille. What not many people know is that Chuck Norris can also unscramble an egg.